An experiment in futility

 
Boy a year goes by fast...

As I am the only one that will read this, let me just say that I miss Carri. I had a dream about her the other night and it has haunted me since. It was very real and it was like she was right there with me. I have been without her for as long as I was with her now and she continues to haunt me... weird.

Just seeing her name printed out makes me miss her.
posted by Elvis at 2:09 PM

 
I got a timeout on the Soapbox. It is a forum on wilwheaton.net and I enjoyed the debates that went on there. It was quite an addiction.

The mods there seem to have acquired a superiority complex and decided that I was no longer worthy of participating in the conversation.

They said I should use the time to learn my place in the community.

If I had "l337 5k1ll5" I would hack the shit out the board, but I don't...

Instead, I will use this forum to bad mouth them behind their back.
posted by Elvis at 12:12 PM

 
So, I have decided that I may be boring...I find myself bored and I remember what Mark twain said "There are no boring times, only boring people." So, what can I do to liven up my life? I wish I was in better shape so I could join the military and go kill some Iraqis...or I wish I was better looking so i could go to Hollywood and become a famous actor,,,or I wish I was brilliant and could go to Washington and become a powerful politician and rule the country...or I wish I could be a professional athelete and get paid huge amounts of money to play games...or I wish I had an endless supply of money so I could take my ffamily on vacation without worrying about whether we should eat at McDonalds or Wendys because we have a coupon...
posted by Elvis at 1:49 PM

 
I heard from a reliable source that Halliburton has been given the government contracts of securing the oil wells in Iraq and stopping any fires etc... I HATE BIG GOVERNMENT!!!! WTF?!?! Isn't Dick Cheney, our VICE FUCKING PRESIDENT, the ex-CEO of Halliburton? Boy, does that stink...
posted by Elvis at 10:56 AM

 
Yay! We are at war finally! No more speculation, no more waiting! The stock market can start going up and oil prices can start going down! School budgets will get passed and health insurance will be free for everyone!!

I was thinking...We were planning to give Turkey 46 BILLION dollars to let us use their bases...what is going to happen to that money now? Think that would make a nice economic stimulus package? I know 46 BILLION dollars would certainly stimulate me. Keep in mind that 46,000,000,000.00 is a whole lot of money...That would really help some school districts, fund some new jobs, pay for a couple of cruise missiles..lots of things...
posted by Elvis at 10:00 AM

 
Well, I am in the third day of quitting my icky habit of chewing tobacco. I have been doing it for 6-7 years and I have finally decided that I was tired of being a slave to my addiction. I used to smoke and I quit that cold turkey so I decided that I would do the same with the chew. So far, I have been EXTREMELY irritable, tired, and I have been having some wierd heart pains...I didn't tell anyone I was quitting so that if I failed in this first attempt no one would know...

Tomorrow we could be at war.
posted by Elvis at 8:18 AM

 
So, I got my hands on Dreamweaver and decided to bring Wilson's Useless Webpage back to life... It really is useless...

http://users.adelphia.net/~jimwilson

Oh! Bush said Saddam has 48 hours to get his butt outta Iraq...Go figure. Bush is completely screwing the USA and everything we have worked for these past 200+ years...


posted by Elvis at 9:02 AM